noizemagazine - Index

noizemagazine - noiZe Magazine Issue 59 February 2009 - Index

Santiago
650 E. San Lorenzo Road
800-710-7729
www.santiagoresort.com
Kiss, Kiss! Low sexual temperature
East Canyon hotel and Spa
288 E. Camino Monte Vista
877-324-6835
www.eastcanyonps.com
It is not clothing optional, but the
rooms are amazing and there is a
full service spa on site.
the hacienda
586 Warm Sands Drive
800-359-2007
www.thehacienda.com
The Hacienda is by far the nicest
hotel in the Warm Sands area. It
is clothing optional but due to its
small size, there is not much going
on sexually. Sometimes size matters.
Air Kiss! Straight, but fabulous
Parker Palm Springs
4200 E. Palm Canyon Drive
800-543-4300
www.theparkerpalmsprings.com
Who wouldn’t want to stay where
Robert Downey Jr. was busted?
This very high-end resort attracts
Hollywood celebrities and was itself
the star of Bravo’s reality show,
Welcome to the Parker.
Viceroy
415 S. Belardo Road
800-670-6184
www.viceroypalmsprings.com
This boutique hotel is the spot for
A-listers from L.A. both straight and
gay. Check out the spa. It’s divine!
riviera
1600 N. Indian Canyon Drive
760-327-8311
www.psriviera.com
This Palm Springs classic (Frank
Sinatra and the Rat Pack used to
perform here in the ‘60s) just went
under a $70 million renovation and is
beyond fabulous.
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Happy Am I! Healthy Am I! holy Am I!
And if it’s all just too much...
the Betty Ford Center
39000 Bob Hope Drive
Rancho Mirage
800-434-7365
www.bettyfordcenter.org
This world-famous addiction treatment
center may not offer the best
accommodations (little better than
barracks, really). But where else
could you see Liza or Liz make their
own beds?