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noizemagazine - noiZe Magazine Issue 58 October 2008 - Index

CIRCUIT BOY PAPER DOLLZ
Illustrations by Chris DeCarlo
Tired of searching for Mr. Rightnow? Log off and get off on our
Circuit Boy Paper Doll. He may not be a living doll, but he’s
available 24/7/365.
Circuit boy, Circuit boy in your underwear
To each Circuit party, a costume you’ll wear.
Buff gym-built body, pomaded hair
Last minute grooming, plenty of Nair.
Circuit boy, Circuit boy you’re such a tease
Wearing those outfits—but not to please
Others; no, you must not show off your boobs
For that new Special Someone: no poppers or lube.
Circuit boy, Circuit boy traveling so far
To dance all the hours, to try a new bar
But come on my friend, you don’t want someone new
When you know no else can compete with you—for you.
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Happy Am I! Healthy Am I! holy Am I!