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noizemagazine - Spring 2008 Issue # 55 - Index

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iNTERNATiONAL
ESCORT AWARDS
72
March 22, 2008
Los Angeles, California
Hosted by the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern (you know him from Logo’s Gay
Sketch Comedy Show or maybe just from a backroom encounter), this underworld
answer to the Miss Teen USA Pageant promises to give you your money’s worth,
both during the show and whomever you choose to give a private award to
later in your hotel room. You saw the finalists in Las Vegas at Hustlaball. Now is
your chance to check out the winners. And yes, they take Visa or MasterCard.
Everyone from “The Industry” will be here, ready to check out the new talent
that shows up in droves, giving new meaning to the term “cattle call.” Aa-wooo!
By the way, if you're up for pushing your wares, you can get one month free on
rentboy.com. Use promo code: NOIZE08. And call me “Sir”!
info: www.rentboy.com/awards
MR. LOS ANGELES
LEAThER X-POSED
March 23-30, 2008
Los Angeles, California
Put on your cock ring and second skin—spring is in the air. The birds are
singing, flowers are blooming, and it’s time to break out the chaps, tit-clamps,
and harnesses for the annual fun frolic of one of the nation’s premier leather
competitions. The fun surrounding the central pageant includes the “Kinky Film
Fest” on March 26, “Hell on Wheels” leather roller skating on the 27th, the
contest and show on the 29th, and a street festival on the 30th.
info: www.mrlaleather.com
WiNTER MuSiC
CONFERENCE
March 25-29, 2008
Miami Beach, Florida
The largest industry electronic music festival in the world, WMC has grown into
a music-industry behemoth in which executives mix with hoi polloi, everyone
keeping one eye and two ears keyed to the Next Big Thing. When 50,000 people
from all over the world converge for a week-long extravaganza of workshops
and to witness the latest innovations in sound and lights, you can expect
some incredible parties. And, thanks to Miami’s big boxes, you get ‘em. Clubs
throughout SoBe and Miami pull out the stops to impress in-the-know visitors
by presenting every kind of electronic music imaginable with marquee names
spinning. Hundreds of cutting-edge, internationally renowned DJs will be among
the crowds, and keep an eye peeled for the offbeat venues where up-and-comers
try to woo a label deal.
info: www.wmcon.com | www.wintermusicconference.com
BLACK PARTY RiTES XXiX
March 29, 2008
New York, New York
This is it. The Big Kahuna. The Mother Ship. You’ve heard the rumors. The
legends. The one about the adult castration onstage. The “accident” last year